Rally to Restore Sanity/ Keep Fear Alive

It's finally here!  I love when people exercise their first Amendment right to assembly... although this is more rock concert than it is rally.  I'll have pics later this afternoon.

Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Survival Guide
PRE-PRE SHOW -- 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.
Video montages/music will play on the Jumbotrons around the venue to entertain the crowd as they gather.
PRESHOW -- 12 p.m. to 1 p.m.
12:00 - 12:40 -- THE ROOTS will play for the crowd.
12:40 - 12:57 -- Comedian (TBD) will warm-up the audience.
12:57 - 1:00 -- Video countdown & intros
SHOW -- 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
1:00 - 1:05 SINGING OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM -- Musical guest (TBD)
1:05 - 1:20 JON STEWART welcomes the crowd
1:20 - 1:30 STEPHEN COLBERT enters
1:30 - 1:35 BENEDICTION by actor Don Novello
1:35 - 1:40 POEM read by actor Sam Waterson [note: Park Service spelling, not WaPo TeamTV's]
1:40 - 1:50 JEFF TWEEDY & MAVIS STAPLES perform
1:50 - 2:15 JON & STEPHEN perform
2:15 - 2:20 SHERYL CROW performs
2:20 - 2:30 SPEAKERS Guests make brief statements, both LIVE and TAPE (TBD)
2:30 - 2:40 MUSICAL GUEST (TBD)
2:40 - 2:40 SANITY & FEAR awards - PRETAPED footage.
2:50 - 3:00 JON AND STEPHEN'S FINAL STATEMENTS

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